Snow Monster

Imagine the scene: It’s a cold evening with a blizzard raging outside, and all you want is a warm embrace – preferably one that’s cheesy too. Cue Snow Monster cannabis strain. This indica weed strain will cuddle you better than your favourite jumper; frosty as it may be. Its lineage? The cosmic Starfighter crossed with legendary The White. Intergalactic chill meets blue-cheese tang with hints of tar plus a surprising tobacco twist (nostalgia optional). Light up some Snow Monster and prepare yourself for giggly euphoria – also, sudden urges to raid the fridge. Daytime worries vanish beneath its snowy blanket pull; so do body aches, and so long pesky sleep problems. Whether curled up on the sofa or devouring midnight snacks standing, expect mixed signals: feeling both peckish and tired along with unstoppable fits of laughter. Flavour-wise it’s a curveball delight – wonder how taste-buds coped without. Each drag boasts creamy richness (like eating cheese by the pot) cut by earthy bylines; then comes finishes subtly with notes making you reflect deeply whilst munching through multipack crisps. This isn’t just something to smoke but rather a journey to embark upon, preferably armed with bowlful snacks.