Monkey Massacre

Experience the wild ride of the Monkey Massacre cannabis strain! This hybrid strain will have you feeling like Tarzan in no time: one moment playful and frisky, the next ready to curl up for a long nap. Be prepared though – it also gives you the munchies something rotten. Take a toke and taste for yourself: at first there’s an icy-cool wave (that’ll be the menthol) closely followed by a big tang of Stilton-on-toast. Sound disgusting? There’s more! The Monkey Massacre weed strain also has an unexpectedly delicate tea undertone, meaning each mouthful is weird but not too weird – and always interesting. Whatever you fancy doing after dark, MM is here for you. It may inspire you to paint a picture or write a poem; then again, it might just send you to bed early doors. Don’t resist its peculiar charms: go with the flow instead… you’ll soon find there’s method behind this strain’s madness.