How to Make Killer Pot Brownies

by Mr. Strain

pot brownies

In a world where smelling like fresh smoked bud is not exactly accepted, proposes a powerful, brain boiling alternative: dro cakes. Bud brownies. Space cakes. Whatever you call brownies with weed in them, we have a recipe that will…how do you say…get you high as fuck. Here is what you need to do the deal:

  • 1 box of brownie mix ( prefers Ghirardelli Double Chocolate or Dark Chocolate)
  • vegetable oil
  • egg
  • water
  • 1/2 oz. leaf material or less if all you can get is flower
  • pan
  • non-stick spray
  • saucepan (medium size)
  • gold coffee filter
  • large pyrex bowl


  1. fill saucepan 3/4 of the way with water.
  2. put 1/3 cup oil in water.
  3. put leaf material in with oil and water.
  4. smoke a j.
  5. bring to a boil on medium heat.
  6. reduce heat to medium low heat.
  7. let boil for two hours.
  8. pour leaf/oil/water mixture through gold coffee filter into a large Pyrex bowl.
  9. cover and set mixture aside so that it can cool off to room temperature.
  10. as soon as mixture reaches room temperature, put it in the freezer.
  11. let mixture sit for 6-8 hours in the freezer.
  12. remove bowl from freezer and scrape off layer of oil into a container, then cover.
  13. discard frozen bong water shit stink ice mess in a far, far away place.
  14. allow oil to reach room temperature.
  15. follow the fuckin’ brownie directions on the box.

Now, if you follow the directions on the box properly, you will have some pretty damn good brownies. If you are a total stoner retard and can’t seem to get the oil right, check this video out:

One Last Note

If you use flower material (the shit you normally smoke) instead of leaf, yo brownies will go from simple space cakes to multi-dimensional, fuckin’ face melting brownies. Use less than a half ounce of flower for good brownies and a full half ounce for “holy fuck the dog is flying” brownies.


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