How to Make Killer Pot Brownies

by Mr. Strain

pot brownies

In a world where smelling like fresh smoked bud is not exactly accepted, WeedStrain.com proposes a powerful, brain boiling alternative: dro cakes. Bud brownies. Space cakes. Whatever you call brownies with weed in them, we have a recipe that will…how do you say…get you high as fuck. Here is what you need to do the deal:

  • 1 box of brownie mix (WeedStrain.com prefers Ghirardelli Double Chocolate or Dark Chocolate)
  • vegetable oil
  • egg
  • water
  • 1/2 oz. leaf material or less if all you can get is flower
  • pan
  • non-stick spray
  • saucepan (medium size)
  • gold coffee filter
  • large pyrex bowl

Directions:

  1. fill saucepan 3/4 of the way with water.
  2. put 1/3 cup oil in water.
  3. put leaf material in with oil and water.
  4. smoke a j.
  5. bring to a boil on medium heat.
  6. reduce heat to medium low heat.
  7. let boil for two hours.
  8. pour leaf/oil/water mixture through gold coffee filter into a large Pyrex bowl.
  9. cover and set mixture aside so that it can cool off to room temperature.
  10. as soon as mixture reaches room temperature, put it in the freezer.
  11. let mixture sit for 6-8 hours in the freezer.
  12. remove bowl from freezer and scrape off layer of oil into a container, then cover.
  13. discard frozen bong water shit stink ice mess in a far, far away place.
  14. allow oil to reach room temperature.
  15. follow the fuckin’ brownie directions on the box.

Now, if you follow the directions on the box properly, you will have some pretty damn good brownies. If you are a total stoner retard and can’t seem to get the oil right, check this video out:

One Last Note

If you use flower material (the shit you normally smoke) instead of leaf, yo brownies will go from simple space cakes to multi-dimensional, fuckin’ face melting brownies. Use less than a half ounce of flower for good brownies and a full half ounce for “holy fuck the dog is flying” brownies.

Peace.

{ 22 comments… read them below or add one }

JB December 24, 2009 at 3:03 am

Best recipe ever! I have tried several recipes, and this is by far the best.

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MAFUTOSO March 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD motha’ fucking WEED!

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Leticia June 23, 2011 at 4:30 pm

where can I get a presser like the one you use in the video? Is there another name for it.
I googled it and couldn’t find anything that comes close to it.

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god of war April 25, 2012 at 5:50 pm

what if I used a full oz of flower aka kush babbbby! would it make the brownies more potent?

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Feathers May 8, 2012 at 10:07 am

YEAH IT WILL KNOCK YOU ON YO ASS :]

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chris a February 26, 2013 at 9:39 am

yuppp 50000 percent may dooodd ganja cakess boi

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bluntmaster217 June 8, 2012 at 10:27 am

cant wait to try this shit!!! just threw them in the oven

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your mom June 26, 2012 at 8:30 pm

aye i found this other one that worked pretty bomb!!!but this one sounds like it nocks off your feet is it true?!

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amy July 17, 2012 at 12:28 pm

So can I just trim the leaves and use those? And how much…maybe im having a Stoner moment but I don’t follow …..

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Migs August 15, 2012 at 12:21 am

How much hydro per box of Betty Crocker? I want them potent enough to where one brownie gets you tripping balls.

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Alwaystrippin September 1, 2012 at 12:28 am

Around a 1/2 oz

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Josh March 5, 2013 at 8:02 pm

Rhys the best brownie mix cuz it says to put a cup of oil

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Bob Syget October 15, 2012 at 4:09 pm

If i use an ounce of mid-grade will they be potent?

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Josh March 5, 2013 at 8:00 pm

yeah with mid use at least an oz

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MrEngineer December 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

How much do they taste like weed? Also, how much should be used if using high-quality dro?

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Riche December 12, 2012 at 1:01 pm

awsome………..

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Geshua January 16, 2013 at 1:20 pm

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realnigga m December 9, 2013 at 11:29 am

Fuck u nigga!!!!!

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Geshua January 16, 2013 at 1:21 pm

Gimme kall at 760.552.3591. peace yall

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Dazza March 25, 2013 at 4:13 am

How do you watch the video ?

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Janett&nathan March 30, 2013 at 6:42 pm

Everything about this was grrrrreat! Lol :)
Thank u!

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ElVen July 11, 2013 at 7:22 am

I use the trim finely ground in my own cake mix… with lots of finely grated fresh ginger and molasses instead of sugar the green tastes good!

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