There is a reason you’ve probably heard about this legendary strain. In short, Maui Wowie is friggin’ awesome.

When you’re about to smoke an all-star strain like Maui Wowie, you get this sense of anticipation that makes it so damn exciting! I think every weed smoker is hoping to get their hands on some of this sweetness some day.

To the nose, this bud is very potent with both pineapple and molasses fragrances. The flavor is equally sweet, and makes me think of the sugar everyone looks forward to at the bottom of a tall glass of iced tea. It has a sweet molasses flavor on the back of the palate and pleasant aftertaste.

As you would expect, the high is also top notch. It is one of the few strains I have tried that produces an immediate high. After my second drag, my eyes started to feel like I was looking through a pair of water-filled goggles.

After the initial head high—which kinda makes you feel like Bob Marley—it turns into a super focused body high that is both mellow and empowering and lasts for what seems like days…

Not surprisingly, Maui Wowie comes highly recommended by Weed Strain crew. If you really want to enjoy this incredible strain, just make sure you have some friends over for your first time, cause it will be one of those weed bonding moments that you all will remember!

Agent Orange is the perfect name to describe this strain, not only because of its beautiful orange color, but also because of its citrusy aroma (almost with a hint of Pine-Sol), and Tang-esque flavor.

If there were ever a perfect indica/sativa blend, Agent Orange is definitely a contender. It produces a fairly mellow body high, with a long lasting, eyes-in-the-back-of-your-head stoned effect.

Right as I was about to sit down and write a review about how I felt this strain under-delivered, an hour passed, then I realized I was straight up faded. It’s almost as if it gives you a body high in your mind. If that even makes sense? Who knows, I’m gonna go blaze some more Agent Orange.

Supposedly, this is Willie Nelson’s favorite strain, or so says the guy I got it from. The only thing that might make me believe this is the fact that it’s quickly becoming one of mine as well.

This beautiful sativa isn’t going to get you the highest you’ve ever been, nor is it going to melt your face, but it will make you feel like a superhero. Willie Nelson is one of the strongest and clearest body highs I’ve experienced; it makes your whole body feel like you’ve been marinating in RedBull.

Possibly the best thing about WIllie Nelson, other than the inevitable daydreams of actually smoking with the master, is that you can keep on smoking. The high is almost empowering. Unlike some other powerful strains, this one won’t put you to sleep while you chain smoke on an 800-mile road trip

I ran into a problem recently: I had a sore ass throat and had to stop smoking. At first it seemed like a curse: movies got worse, video games were boring, I was only average at guitar and I started listening to my girlfriend. Er, friend that is a girl. Anyway, I needed to get stoned to help with my condition and I needed to get there fast.

I’ve made nasty ass brownies both from scratch and from a box. The problem with brownies is that the chocolate is not strong enough to cover the herbal taste. So, while I was standing in the hall talking to myself about what to eat with weed, a very kind and busty neighbor of mine happened around the corner and said she had overheard me explain my dilemma to my friend earlier. Her professional attire took me off guard as much as her suggestion: peanut butter blondie.

Peanut butter fucking blondie?! It sounded killer without weed, so I was confident that it would be the shit with weed. My neighbor asked me if I had a mixer. I said no, but I have a penis. She said that my penis was insufficient for stirring batter, so I could come over and use her mixer. Of course, I would have to give her a few of my treats (women are never NSA, ya know). What could I say? No? Busty professional looking chick that wants to bake and get baked? Done.

The Recipe

1. Preheat oven to 170º
2. Before one can cook with weed, it has to be cured. Run the bud through a grinder, pick out all the big, nasty stems and seeds.
3. Measure out 1/2 gram portions and put each portion in a slot of a mini muffin pan.
4. Stick the mini muffin pan (with portioned weed) in the oven at 170º for 2 hours. YOU MUST COMPLETE THIS STEP.
5. When the 2 hours is up, take out the pan. DON’T FORGET TO TAKE OUT THE PAN.
6. Carefully, doing only one portion at a time, run the cured weed through the mortar and pestle.
7. Preheat oven to 350º
8. In a medium bowl mix 3/4 cup peanut butter and 1/3 softened butter. Stop when the mix looks like this:
9. Mix in 2/3 cup white sugar and 1/2 cup brown sugar.
10. Mix in 2 eggs and 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract. Note the consistency of the batter from the previous step.
11. In a separate bowl combine 1 cup flower, 1 teaspoon baking powder and 1/4 teaspoon salt. Add to the peanut butter mixture until well blended. Be sure to add flour in two parts.
12. Mix 1/8 cup of batter with each portion of weed in the mini muffin pan.
13. Bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the top springs back when touched.
14. Allow them to cool before removing.

My busty neighbor and I each ate a blondie and well…it took me 3 days to get around to writing this post

As a note, because the weed is crushed into such fine particulate from the mortar and pestle it absorbs really fast, especially on an empty stomach (hint, hint). As for now, I still have some left and I just realized that I am. stoned. as. fuck. So, I’ll be seein’ ya.

Ya know, Purple Kush kind of reminds me of Lavender in a lot of ways. It looks a helluva lot like a commercial Lavender I picked up not too long ago. Of course, there are plenty of differences.

For starters, Purple Kush is about a million times stronger. It has kind of an interesting aroma profile: like a cross between a pine forest and a piece of candy. The buds I had were absolutely dry as HELL. When you break up Purple Kush, it just falls into a million pieces. Guess what that means? When you put the flame to this mother it burns up FAST. And when strong weed burns fast, you get high as fuck.

I said Purple Kush is strong, but I don’t think that captures the experience. It is like a punch to the lungs. One second you are lighting up, then the next you have smoked a whole damn bowl. It really goes that fast. So, expect to cough like a mother fucker [I did].

Anyway, would I purchase Purple Kush again? Absolutely—of all the purple strains I’ve had, I’ve enjoyed Purple Kush the most. If you have never tried it, you are seriously missing out!

If different weed strains represented different personalities, Candy Kush would be a sexy nympho. Yeah, a sexy, dark haired, salacious…oh, shit. Uh, more on that whole nympho thing later. Or should I continue? No, I’ll wait.

When I first saw Candy Kush, I could hear her siren-like call: “Smoke me, Mr Strain. Smoke me and let me inside you…”

Uh, again TMI—sorry, it’s just that Candy Kush is the bomb.

This particular bud I have is so dry and dense that I should probably use a cheese grater to break it up. The bud is just gorgeous—purple accents, dark orange hairs and a chestnut-colored dusting of thick trichomes. The smell is sweet like…well, like candy.

But the thing that makes Candy Kush one of my all-time favorite smokes is the incredible high. Whether it’s thick smoke or thick vapor, this marijuana strain delivers a punishingly potent punch to the lungs.

As soon as the high from Candy Kush hit me, I felt like moving. Rafting or riding a bike would have been great, except I live in a city, I smoked it at 1:30am and I don’t like rafting or biking that much. I can tell you that playing Call of Duty on Candy Kush is intense.

Basically, Candy Kush is one of my favorite strains I’ve ever had. It has a sweet smell, a subtle, airy taste and a perfect, centered high—these are but a few of the reasons that make Candy Kush a MUST HAVE strain.

In many ways Bubba Kush evokes images of crazy, drunken, toothless hillbillies drinkin’ shine and carryin’ on. For starters, it smells like straight up pine, and this aroma matches the very earthy and delightful taste.

To help you understand Bubba Kush, I’ll just give you a free flow of thoughts describing it:…………………..Oh, gah dammit I’m stoned.

Bubba Kush is the perfect fall/winter smoke, and it may be the Burgundy of weed—it has essence of both earth and dirt. But, you know, in a very good, very “I’m so fucking stoned” kind of way.

The high itself has two parts: the part in the beginning where you aren’t high, and the part right after where 4 hours ago you had just smoked Bubba Kush. Kinda interesting.

Does WeedStrain recommend Bubba Kush? Oh, hell yeah. If you are tired of the same ol’ Sour Diesel or LA Confidential, Bubba Kush is a great substitute.

Wherever you go in LA, people are always bullshitting about some new strain of weed. Well, the talk of the town these days seems to be Skywalker OG.

Normally, I’m cynical when people hype a new strain, ’cause I’ve been to the top of the mountain—like that time in Amsterdam with the Amnesia Haze…

Well, I didn’t do this with Skywalker OG. Don’t ask me why, I guess my prick switch was off at that moment. That and I like Star Wars. Well, ok—only because I love Star Wars.

Skywalker OG is an indica with a fruit-forward smell highlighted by a slight hint of meat and sweet flower. The flavor is not intense but certainly strong and fruity.

The buds themselves are dense and well cured, but so saturated with oils that the buds remain slightly squishy. Skywalker OG doesn’t have significantly pronounced trichomes, but it is still pretty dusty.

The high is extremely clean, and it will leave you feeling energetic. I have no problem doing my work, which requires fairly focused attention. Then again, I’m high all the time.

Still, there are other buds (Green Queen for one) where not only working is out of the question, but so is talking, moving and comprehending. In contrast to that, Skywalker OG is the perfect smoke for the discerning stoner looking for an uppity high.

Skywalker OG seems to live up to its hardcore reputation. But, ya know…once, when I was in Amsterdam, I had this Amnesia Haze…

When I saw Iron Maiden I kinda chuckled and thought of Aces High. If you’re going to name a strain after a fucking hard ass metal band, it had better not suck. So, naturally I had high expectations for the ferrous young lady.

Iron Maiden is an indica and it is just beautiful. It has a sweet smell with a wispy overtone of ammonia; trust me, the smell is sexy. The buds are dense and hard as a fucking rock. The trichomes are dusty looking and sparkle like some kind of crazy cannabis glitter.

So, let me just say that Iron Maiden is really good weed (and a great band). The front end of the smoke is light on the palate and slightly floral. The head change is fairly immediate and the peak is in just a few minutes. Since Iron Maiden is an indica, it has a sort of playful high. Things like work (never operate heavy machinery, unless you’re a bad ass), lifting weights or hitting on that hot brunette a few chairs over are no problem. You horny bastard.

If you’re looking for a good, chill high or a “daily smoke,” Iron Maiden is the ticket.

Ever get the sense that you’re being lied to? “Oh, dude! This is _________ kush. Aw, brah. Nah. It’s flame, man.”

“Bullshit,” I always think, “this bud looks good but the enthusiasm is annoying. The bud can’t be that amazing.” So often this is the story that plays out.

When I got Pure Kush, the conversation was different. “Hey, man. This is strong shit, no joke.” That’s it? No “brah” and “ah it’s flame?” Ok. So I got my bag, went home, ground some up, loaded the bong and decided to test the “strong shit.”

On the nose, Pure Kush is un-fucking-real. It is intensely aromatic. It’s just damn strong. On the inhale…fuck…insane skunkiness, though not harsh, and very full bodied. Pure Kush is stunner.

After only a few seconds you start to feel the rush all over your body. It is admittedly shocking since I haven’t had bud this good for I don’t even know how long. Most important, Pure Kush gets you fucking stoned, pal.

Why Should Virgins Beware?

Well, if you are a virgin-virgin then what the fuck are you spending money on weed for? Go get some strange. If you are a weed virgin and someone pulls out a sack of Pure Kush you have one of two options:

1. Smoke Pure Kush and get so gahdamn high that you most likely vomit.
2. Wait for a weaker strain so you can have a fully appreciable smoking experience.

I just think that Pure Kush is just way the hell out of any amateur’s league. Sure, it is just weed. But to me, good pot is like spicy food. If you have never eaten spicy food [or if you rarely do], it would be shortsighted to go eat a fucking ghost chili. You can trust me when I say that Pure Kush is the ghost chili of weed.

Is Pure Kush the best strain I’ve ever had? Hard to say. It may be the strongest I’ve had, and that says a lot given that I have smoked some of the best chronic in both America and Europe. If you ever run across it, FUCKING BUY IT. Don’t even pay attention to the price. Take out a loan from Nana or whatever, cuz any serious smoker cannot miss a master strain like Pure Kush.